The problem is we don't have english users in here... Well I could send some broadcast messages on my hubs to invite more people (It will not be spam - I am one of OPs, Admins, Owners) Just let me know if you want me to send them. Greets
_________________ Nie ma czegoś takiego, jak dobro i zło. Jest tylko władza i potęga, i mnóstwo ludzi zbyt słabych, by to osiągnąć - Tom Marvolo Riddle
Well. It's a very good idea to make all these english topics. We all know that talking to people is the best way to practise our english. And i want to apologize if i make any grammar mistakes in my english posts. Feels good to use my favourite foreign language. Let's continue
<FLoYD> CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?
<FLoYD> DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen........
<FLoYD> Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a meeting with
<FLoYD> your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber Cafi. Then,
<FLoYD> mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad
<FLoYD> was ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing
<FLoYD> that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload.
<FLoYD> Nine months later, the virus appeared!.
<FLoYD> CHILD: Huh?
Kod:
<[Cadaver]> There were three people on an airplane. One was Thomas Jefferson. One was George Bush. And the last was Bill Clinton. They opened up the airplane door and Thomas Jefferson threw out a 100 dollar bill and said "I just saved a family!" George Bush looked at Jefferson and then threw out 2 100 dollar bills. He then said, "I just saved TWO families!" Bill Clinton looked at Thomas Jefferson then at George. He sighed and pushed George Bush off the plane and said "I just saved the world!" ^_
Kod:
[ Pwyff ] So one day, George Bush and The Queen of England are sitting in her room talking about politics, when Bush asks the Queen, "How do you know if the highest members of your state are smart enough to be doing their job?"
[ Pwyff ] And the Queen replies, "Well, I usually ask them riddles, and see how fast they respond. That's usually a good way to see if they can think for themselves."
[ Pwyff ] So the Queen calls Tony Blair in, and asks him, "If your Parents had a child, but it's not your sister, and it's not your brother, who is it?"
[ Pwyff ] And Tony Blair immediately replies, "That's easy, it's me!"
[ Pwyff ] And the Queen, who is very pleased, send Tony Blair away.
[ Pwyff ] Now, Bush, who is very impressed, brings the Queen to find Donald Rumsfield and asks him, "Hey Donald, if your parents had a kid, but it's not your sister, and it's not your brother, who is it?"
[ Pwyff ] And Rumsfield ponders for a long time, and then admits to Bush that he has no clue.
[ Pwyff ] Pissed off, Bush drags Rumsfield and the Queen to Dick Cheney, where Bush asks Cheney, "Hey Dick, if your parents had a kid, but it's not your sister or your brother, who is it?"
[ Pwyff ] And Cheney ponders for a long time, and then he finally lights up with an idea, and says "It's me!"
[ Pwyff ] And Bush gets REALLY pissed off, and yells at both of them, "NO YOU IDIOTS! IT'S TONY BLAIR!"
Kod:
Egger: Heres the history of our medicine.
"I have a sore throat."
2000 BC : "eat this root"
1200 AD : "That root is heathen, say this prayer."
1500 AD : "That prayer is superstition, drink this elixir."
1800 AD : "That elixir is snake oil, Take this pill."
1900 AD : "That pill is ineffective, Take this antibiotic."
2000 AD : "That antibiotic is artificial, Here why dont you eat this root."
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Just let me know if you want me to send them. Greets 
Feels good to use my favourite foreign language. Let's continue 
