Wysłany: 2006-05-27, 13:58 THIS IS AN OFFICIAL WARNING
BiB napisał/a:
Cytat:
Originally Posted by Jomini
Please be more specific.
This is an official warning.
A warning is given to when you want to warn someone.
To warn someone means to inform someone in advance of something, especially something unpleasant that is likely to happen.
The unpleasantness in this case is a forum ban.
A forum ban is when you can't post on these forums any more.
What makes this warning official is the fact it comes from a forum admin.
A forum admin like me is someone who upholds the rules.
The very same rules you are breaking.
Rules for that matter are statements of what can, should or must be done in particular circumstances.
In this case we're talking about the forum rules which you are supposed to have read and follow.
These rules include:
"You will not argue with, comment on or question the actions/authority of the Paradox staff (Administrators, Moderators, etc.) in a public forum. Should you wish to do so you are directed to contact the Paradox staff via PM (the private messaging system - see “Violations and Penalties” below)."
This rule you just broke.
"You will at all times respect and refrain from harassing and/or personally attacking other users or Paradox staff."
"You will respect the rights of other users to have their own opinions. "
You had issues with these too.
"You will not make posts that are inflammatory with the perceived intent to rile people up (i.e. "trolling" and "flaming" are prohibited)."
Turning up the heat is right out.
I could add more but I think this is specific enough already.
Specific means detailed and exact.
[ Dodano: 2006-05-27, 13:01 ]
Tom Servo napisał/a:
Inside the Brain.....
I was once having a conversation with my friends , and an interesting subject came up. Anyway, someone asked, "Why are guys so quiet in bed?" And while this is by no means true for all guys, here is my answer.
Guys are quiet in bed because they are too busy thinking. Thinking. Deep thoughts. You see, it seems to generally the guy's job, to make the girl feel as good as possible and have sweet, sweet orgasms. The girl, on the other hand, is generally content to just lay back and see what the man's got to offer.
Not only is the man thinking during sex, he is multi-tasking. His neuro-net processor of a brain is pounding algorithms as fast as his penis is pounding pussy.
Just what is going through the head during sex? Like the moon, this is a frontier so far journeyed only by man. But here is a small window of what goes on in the head during sex:
"Alright, time for some action"
"I hope I don't screw up this time"
"Is that the right hole?"
"Oh wait, there it is"
"All right, lets start out slow"
It isn't long before his thoughts turn into a quiet panic.
BRAIN: "Damn, she just moved."
BRAIN: "Did I do something right, or did I hurt her"
<soft moaning starts>
BRAIN: "She's making noises!"
BRAIN: "Pain noises or pleasure noises?"
BRAIN: "Let try stepping up the pace a little"
<increased moaning"
BRAIN: "More noises, I pretty sure that's pleasure now"
BRAIN: "Oh yeah, she's starting to flush, I like that"
BRAIN: "Lets try changing the angle a bit"
.............................
BRAIN: "Nope, didn't like that"
<Moans quieting>
BRAIN: "Damn, what was I doing before?"
BRAIN: "Damn it, lets try a different position"
WOMAN: "OUCH!"
BRAIN: "Yeah....that one was definitely pain>
WOMAN: "What are you doing?"
BRAIN: "Mayday! Mayday!"
BRAIN: "Decrease Velocity!"
BRAIN: "Open flaps"
BRAIN: "Landing gear engaged"
BRAIN: "Disengage primary thrusters"
BRAIN: "Systems check"
MAN: "You allright?"
WOMAN: "Uh....Yeah"
BRAIN: "No system damage"
MAN: "Allright, lets try this again"
—five minutes later....computer pretty much takes over—
BRAIN: "Allright, back on track"
<Moans increasing in volume and frequency>
BRAIN: "Target in sight, hold position"
<Full body blush commencing>
BRAIN: "C'mon.......C'mon"
<Back arching>
BRAIN: "Hold it......Hold it....."
COMPUTER: WARNING! WARNING!
COMPUTER: ERR-ERR-ERR
BRAIN: "Oh shit"
COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD IMMINENT
BRAIN: "Oh shit, not yet!"
<Moaning above 80 decibals>
BRAIN: "Just a little longer"
COMPUTER: DANGER HULL INTEGRITY
COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD COMMENCING
BRAIN: "FUCK! I'm not going to make it"
BRAIN: "Pull out and prepare for manual override"
COMPUTER: SYSTEM OVERLOAD __________
BRAIN: "Pull out, pull out"
COMPUTER: AUTO PILOT ENGAGED
BRAIN: "NO! UNENGAGE! UNENGAGE!"
COMPUTER: TARGET LOCKED....TARGET LOCKED
BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"
BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"
BRAIN: "If I cum now, will it be too soon?"
COMPUTER: <Target heart rate reached>
COMPUTER: <Breathing nominal>
BRAIN: "Must....hold....on"
COMPUTER: <FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>
BRAIN: "can't.....hold it"
COMPUTER: <FEMALE ORGASM COMMENCING>
BRAIN: "Its out of my control, its in God's hands now"
COMPUTER: "PRIMARY VALVE: EJACULATING"
<keeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrr SPLAT!>
COMPUTER: "AUTOMATIC SYSTEM SHUT DOWN: COMMENCING"
<THUD>
WOMAN: "Honey, are you alright?"
MAN: Yeah.....my head hurts...."
WOMAN: "Sorry" <blush>
MAN: No, the other head"
WOMAN: "What?"
MAN: Nothing"
MAN: Did you cum"
WOMAN: "What, you didn't notice"
MAN: Actually, I was kinda too busy to notice"
WOMAN: "You're so weird"
MAN: You should try being the pilot next time"
WOMAN: "Get off me, I need to pee"
Do you ever find that pre-orgasm expression on a guys face funny?
Ever wonder what he's feeling"
Its not pain
Its not pleasure
It is deep, hard, seething thought.
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Wysłany: 2006-06-04, 18:58
Nobody writes anything so I will give a shot. Where have you taken those quotes from? Can you tell us?
P.S All errors had been declared null and fold XSS
Heh to be frank those quotes are from other forum , to be more precise an OT part of it. We keep on having converstations about everything with people all around the world, so quite regularly some of us post something "great" enough to be nominated as a POTM or POTY. Those two were the examples of POTY I love the most.
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